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- 3:33:31 PM by mark *
- A friend and I were talking yesterday and we realised that people were missing a great opportunity on the web. Death.
- Number one idea, interactive constantly updating website with details on the body preparation. A nice animation showing the formaldehyde being pumped in as the blood drains out, getting to choose a coffin over the web, pre select plots and services, musical choices, etc. www.GoInToTheLight.com or www.TunnelOfLight.com are open! Basically, a death portal site.
- Number two, a post mortem organ recovery service for those organ donor people. Configure choices and more. A missed oportunity here is egg and sperm recovery at time of early death. Become a sperm donor if you die before having children. Call it www.OneLastShot.com
- 3:24:48 PM by mark *
- Ahh APBnews pays off big time. Moonlighting Police Strippers with this great pullquote:
Palmer Park Precinct Commander Cara Best talked to the women in her command about "their ethical obligation to hold their badges in highest esteem," which includes not moonlighting as strippers, Bridges said.
oops and one more goody... Fake Penis Used In Urine Test Which just makes me happy to know it happened."There were too many telltale signs," Garcia said. "He had this 8-inch penis in his hand squeezing urine out of it. He fumbled with it, and it fell out of his shorts, and he caught it before it hit the ground."
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