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Saturday, November 11, 2000
6:24:16 AM by mark *
Or worse, I could get distracted away from goofing off and wind up looking at art all night... *sigh* I can't even fuck-up without making a mistake.
6:03:26 AM by mark *
Or, rather than get anything done, I could stay up really late reading comics. Just this once, I mean. =P
4:41:23 AM by mark *
Wanna waste a little time on something fun and out of the ordinary? Well, what the fuck are _you_ doing _here_ then? =) If you are much of a modern comics fan, you already know who Evan Dorkin is. The guy was the brain behind some of the better Space Ghost CTC stuff on Cartton Network. Check out this two part Interview on Psycomic. This guy is way too outspoken for my own good. 'Scuse me while I go buy a comic...
Friday, November 10, 2000
10:29:56 PM by mark *
People really piss me off, does it show? This is a reply I made on PerlMonks

Actually, the choice was between Congress (no check and balance that way), Vote by State (Govenor or State House? worse you have people who you may no longer like picking higher ups, dangerous!), and Vote by Landholder (Populous States could control the presidency even though most States weren't represented at all.)

The compromise was to have States cast as many votes as they had seats in the combined houses, giving a slight proportional edge to small states and taking away the direct vote which could have overwhelming single candidate votes.

The compromise of the Electoral College means you elect a group of people who promise to vote your way and tends to prevent a few states from dominating the country or a cult of personality in one region from overwhelming the popular vote. You must win a majority of the people in a majority of the states, even if only by the slightest margins.

The hidden danger/benefit of the Electoral College is that in all but 2 States, they aren't REQUIRED to vote for the candidate they promised to vote for. The reasoning at the time was that men of conscience would be able to pick a new choice if the original choice died or proved to be a criminal or was shown to be lying about his campaign promises or was disqualified after the popular election but before assuming office. Thus, by placing the final power to select the President in the hands of these representatives we assure the smooth transition of power without having to involve the rather partisan and potentially in need of checks and balances House/Senate.

The system just seems really interesting when one candidate wins a few large states and the other wins a lot of small states. Then a few medium sized states winds up picking. Or even just one. =)

The nice thing about the Electoral College system is that it is only confused when the people are. The bad thing is that the ignorant masses that the founders feared almost as much as a Monarchy might keep getting confused and start believing we live in a Democracy rather than a Representative Republic. =P

3:56:41 AM by mark *
Oh man do I want an island now... Vladi will sell you one. The two in the Florida keys look pretty damn cool. Shame I'd have to live near idiots too stupid to read ballots before poking holes in them. Or worse, poking multiple holes. Sigh.
3:16:37 AM by mark *
Humans are a virus It just takes a few of us to ruin multiple continents....
Thursday, November 09, 2000
5:29:25 AM by mark *
This wasted a few minutes of my life =)
4:58:06 AM by mark *
Any one who knows my pal KenH thinks this is funny. Opening of Gerbil's Tomb
4:26:36 AM by mark *
Too Cool for words. You know some one is serious when they make a powers-of-ten map of their comic universe! The art is neat, the universe design is cool, the idea is fricking unique!
3:56:15 AM by mark *
So I had this great idea about how to solve the whole political deadlock thing. Screw the recount, lets employ the Sit-Com Solution Yes, that's right, we make them move into the White House together! Imagine the possibilities. The grudging buddy-hood as they are put upon by the press. The arguments about who gets the master bedroom which week. The wives sniping at each other. The embarassing "Lincoln Room Scandal"(oh wait...)!

I'm telling you, I'm on to something here. This could be it. Really, the only thing the White House is missing is a wacky neighbor, or a kookie Secret Service guy who's hot for Tipper, or the "Joint" Chiefs-of-Staff for the military or something. It'll work, get Hollywood on the phone, see what it's worth!

I'm telling ya, this is the ticket!!!

Wednesday, November 08, 2000
9:12:26 PM by mark *
Oh yeah, in case you haven't seen it, if you have questions about how the candidates measure up, read Sluggy from Tuesday and learn. =) (I laughed, anyway.)
9:04:17 PM by mark *
You guys in other countries must be quite amused with the elections so far. The people that hate our electoral college system (mostly people who are easily confused by shiny lights, BTW) are breathlessly waiting for Gore to lose in the college since he won the popular vote.

First off, there is little chance of them getting a constitutional amendment through a split congress and even less chance of them getting 34 states to ratify it.

The deal with the college is this: our founding fathers had a nasty choice in front of them. They were uniting a group of 13 independent states. Each one was effectively a country and each was organised slightly differently. When it came to choosing an executive three basic plans were fronted. They had rejected having the congress elect a president as they needed the executive as a check on the congress. They had rejected having the govenors of the states select a chief as fraught with political danger and that it could delay the will of the people.

Their three choices were to have a pure democratic election with a direct vote, a state level election where you voted how your state would vote, and a "college" system where you vote for a representative who will vote his conscience.

The first system, the direct vote, had a nasty flaw in that Pennsylvania had a LOT more people than most of the other states. It was clear to them then that a politian could win most of PA and just one other state, like Virginia by a wide margin and wind up with 50% of the vote. And that with hardly any votes from other states. You could easily wind up with an executive that represented half the people but only 11 of the 13 states. (even today, give a cult of personality a 90% win in California and 15% of every other state and you could have around 50%!)

The second two systems, with basically 13 votes, allowed a candidate to win all the smallest states, garnering only about 25% of the popular vote and yet moving on to executive power over the largest states. Worse, you had in one case the state "voting" again and in the other you had each state electing all kinds of people who may or may not do what they say.

In sorting out these two nasty traps (both seeming fairly likely at the time) they found a compromise in which the college system would have as many votes as each state had in all of congress. Thus the smallest state got 3 votes minimum and the same census based solution they had found to the problem of the makeup of the senate and house could be used. (The senate basically having 2 votes per state and the house having a number of reps proportional to the population, if both systems agree on something, you can be pretty sure it represents the will of the nation as a whole). The states were left the task of how to pick and what rules to lay upon the college members.

Other checks were added like signatures from state executives and court oversight in districts but mostly that is how it came about. A compromise between the tyranny of the masses and the fear of disproportionate state populations.

If you look at how it works in various situations, you see the value of it. In a clear race with a majority of the country voting for one man, all the systems work. In a lop sided race with parts of the country diametrically opposed, the college delivers the person who pleases the most states, even if by a bare margin. In a close fought race in every state, the electoral college returns the candiate that pleased the most large states and in all but the wierdest of cases, the person who pleased the most states as well. Huge blowouts in a few states don't register but minor gains in all states can make a major difference.

When it comes down to it, the college system has "failed" to elect the popular candidate 4 (maybe 5 here soon?) times but in each of those cases the nation was so split that neither of the candidates was truely a clear victor and a great deal of people felt that both were capable. The college system may wobble a little in this case but the message from the people was clear, both candidates are capable (or useless, but let's not go there today), and we couldn't quite make up our minds.

Look at the numbers today: Gore has 21 "states", Bush has 29; Gore has the popular lead with about 190,000 more people out of about 97,00,000 voting; Gore has 267 electoral votes and Bush has 246. With the last state swinging on as few as 2,000 votes and having 25 college votes to throw, which system has it right?

In the end, the dithering of the people is reflected in the process. I think that is just the way it should work. =)

3:16:43 AM by mark *
While sitting about earlier at work, I was amused at the rednecks at a bar near here being interviewed as the election results started to come in. They asked this tipsy pool player if he was surprised that Gore had won Illinois. The guy is so goofy, he doesn't remember for a second whether Illinois is a state or a city. =)

So I do a little one man play for my cow-orker: (hi devon!)

Redneck: Whoooo Whoooo!
Reporter: Sir, you seem excited at the election results so far.
Redneck: Aww yeah. This is great! (spitting chips) It's a heck of a race!
Reporter: Who are you cheering for?
Redneck: Bush, of course!
Reporter: You voted for Bush today?
Redneck: What? Nah, I didn't VOTE ta day, was busy.
Reporter: Oh. (turning away)
Redneck: What? I gotta vote for em to cheer for em? Heck I cheered at the SuperBowl
         and I never played no football.
Tuesday, November 07, 2000
4:34:23 PM by DFA *
I normally don't steal links from memepool, figuring they do a strong enough job of blogging links out to the masses. But this link is like a train wreck you know is about to happen. You don't want to look, but you do.

My goodness. I mean. It's horrific. It's evil. It's...WRONG. But you still went through a few of them, didn't you? Huh? I knew you did.

6:53:46 AM by mark *
You know I love you, right? You know I'd never steer you wrong, right? You know I've never really left, right? OK, with that out of the way, Measure 9.

mini-faq on this link:
Oh, not another politics article. Nope, well sorta...
Is the domain you are sending me to actually Seanbaby.com? Yeah, baby!
Is the article about Oregon, which I'm no where near geographically or emotionally? Fuk'n'a it is!
Why should I? For the kids, for the kids!
Are there pictures, cause you know I'm scared of plain text pages. Yes, hun, there are pictures, funny ones!
Is there a single quote that sums the entire article up, including the humor, the serious aspects and the quality writing. Nope, that is insane, if you could do that, why the fuck would you write a three page rant on something... Oh wait, maybe there is:

Explain to them that their parents and other voters are fucking crazy nazis, and they're more worried about who some stranger is laying than how much of a moron their kids will grow up to be.

Any more questions?

K, go here. Scroll to the bottom. Is it funny? The guy's name is Dick Weller, living proof that homosexuals do change. (just not their names, eh?)

5:37:43 AM by mark *
Managing Software Engineers. I was about to call Philip out for jacking off his target audience when I started reading it. Ouch. He's good... Scroll down to "Turning average programmers into good programmers" (about 2/5ths) and bask in the reflected glow of smartness. =)

Oops, reading the comments broke my cool:

I see a lot of complaining about the 70+ hour work week issue. I think most of the people here miss the point of what "great" programmer means. You can be one of the best writers in the world but if you write only a paragraph a day you'll never be "great". You may technically be one of the best artists of your era but if you don't immerse yourself in it day and night you'll never be "great".

Sorry, you may be a genius problem solver and coder but part of being a "great" is giving yourself over to the art. It DOES mean giving up your free time, it DOES mean maybe not having children, it DOES mean maybe burning out, it DOES mean sleepless nights telnet'ing in from home to work on the problem you just left. Being a programmer at the "great" level, building a major system with the purity of vision you need to be "great" means no distractions and getting the core of the code down before the "Man(ager) from Porlock" comes along to snatch your vision away.

Putting it more succintly, arsdigita gratia artdigitas =)

4:26:28 AM by mark *
T.S. Elliot is a bit more interesting with annotations. Like the current pun here that I'd never caught before. I love "IV. Death by water". No idea why, it is gloomy as helll...
Monday, November 06, 2000
7:22:10 PM by mark *
Ah, We had a "little" network error today. Between random power outages and setting a switch wrong (the eldritch box this site runs on cain't do dat der fancy duplex ethernet =) Ahh well. Sorry all.
5:36:03 AM by mark *
Blogger been mean, it not let markie post... wait... Markie Post? I've been up all night courting my browser... Night Court? Oh man do I feel bad about that one... At least I didn't use thespian and David Arquette in the same URL. I'd never do that, I don't even know where Thespia is...
Sunday, November 05, 2000
4:11:18 PM by mark *
So on the way to work today I spot a guy wearing a shirt with a huge Sprint logo on the back. He was jogging. It made me laugh, anyway...
3:37:49 AM by mark *
OK, I had to break down and add College Roomies From Hell thanks do a damnable crossover. Those wiley cartoonists and their vile plots... (good stuff there, BTW, but the name is just too dang long so all it gets is CRFH)
1:41:10 AM by mark *
After some seriously deep consideration, (and two hours of browsing their archives rather than doing anything constructive) I have added Clan of the Cats, Lethal Doses and Down to Earth to the now fricking huge sidebar.

Now I need to decide what to do about it getting out of hand. =) And I'm still mulling over other comics and more fine ones appear every day so I'm clearly going to fall behind at some point. I should invest in some form magic to compress it or actually upgrade the server this runs on to the point where I could write CGI's for it. (A P133 with 32MB of memory drives this and 2 other sites. *snort*)