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Saturday, February 26, 2000
10:08:00 PM by mark *
I posted the Clue Train before. I know I really liked it then, but this send up of it is priceless, see the Glue Train!
10:03:00 PM by mark *
Dang, I've been looking for these for months, finally get around to checking all the 'blogs I used to read every day, and this is at the top of evhead. These are Sony's noise-cancelling earphones
10:42:00 AM by mark *
STL fascinates me, I may have to learn C++ in order to get it in my head right. Interview with Stepanov dug out of the interview with Stroustrup on SlashDot. The greatest thing about the programming industry is easy access to the real movers. Getting brain down-loads from people like Wall, van Rossum, Stallman, Meyer, Ousterhout, Joy, and many more. We are so spoiled. =)
9:57:00 AM by mark *
The Fool on Intel vs. Transmeta. This is a good article. If your mom wants to know what is up with all the fuss about Crusoe, this is the one to give her.
Friday, February 25, 2000
12:03:00 PM by mark *
Insult Generator is compliments of the over the top Stile Project. The world would be a better place if everyone read this page. Sick and disgiusting place, but better.
11:52:00 AM by mark *
Bob And Doug Action figures! What is it about today and me with the action figures?
11:35:00 AM by mark *
Man, this Peanuts Quilt almost broke my heart. =(
11:27:00 AM by mark *
This Kibo bit about JFK was spotted by Jorn at Robotwisdom. Dang that is a funny bit.
Thursday, February 24, 2000
2:18:00 PM by mark *
Booyah Naked Jet Pilot may be one of the better humor columns on SubatomicHumor. I'm sure glad I checked in this week.
If you are looking for more online humor columns, I can think of a few that I read...oh...every week... =)
Joe Lavin I've read for years now. Always good stuff
Language Miniatures is byweekly so my joke is already lame. Not funny but great reading
Quinion on Words Another good language column
W. Bruce Cameron a fine humor writer. This is a don't miss like Joe Lavin.
This Is True is a pretty good news based column, I don't read it anymore since I felt he insulted his readers. You might like that tho...
Comics I Don't Understand Weekly exploration of comics that make no sense. Very funny.
Mike Jasper's Constant Commentary I lost this one. And all I could remember was his last name. Thank you Yahoo. Mike kills me sometimes. I won't loose this one again!
1:38:00 PM by mark *
Bedroom Force Field Yeah, that is what I need. Thanks C. =)
8:17:00 AM by mark *
hehe this is from Memepool but I had to mark it down. Tard site. Check out the August 99 tard. Also this site quotes one of my old favorites:
"Many people would sooner die than think. In fact, they do."
Bertrand Russell
Wednesday, February 23, 2000
7:19:00 AM by mark *
The company I work for: Xodiax. Very cool. I don't hate the swoosh logo nearly as much as I thought I would =) See No rings and no swirlies and logohell for more information!
7:10:00 AM by mark *
Now this is an interesting Business model. Marc Andreesen does the internet all over again. And this one isn't that uninteresting either: Intira. Marc's is called Loudcloud. Can't tell which names sucks more, can you?
7:02:00 AM by mark *
Oh yeah, sarcasm from the Fool, this time about AOL Swimsuit Edition. Very funny. Also, their Presidential Predictions, also funny and telling and mostly about AOL. =)
Tuesday, February 22, 2000
6:58:00 PM by mark *
Remember when having a hole in your head was a Bad Thing(tm)? Well that is over now!
Monday, February 21, 2000
6:45:00 PM by mark *
Ahh, Visual Irony at its best.
6:33:00 PM by mark *
In the future, there will always be places to hide while the bad guys explain their plans, there will also be a lot more people wearing StadiumPal personal urination devices. Why use a bathroom when you can strap one to your leg?
12:02:00 PM by mark *
The next bit down came from this one but I had to post it directly because of the explanation of the shock wave photo. This photo bugged me since I know that sonic booms are bow-shocks and this one is clearly from the stern. Scroll down past the also amusing WIMP stuff to the Friday entry.
11:55:00 AM by mark *
Suing Telemarketers This looks like big business. Maybe I can start doing this for a living. Be a professional suitor. (er that is a prostitute, isn't it? That is better than lawyer tho =) Fire up the big tort guns! Also, head off to the guys personal site Junkfaxes.org and enjoy the stuff there!
11:52:00 AM by mark *
Meta OK, I've been playing games and sick. Not too much posting. Then, I come back to it and dang if blogger isn't responding! Almost broke my heart. =)