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Friday, May 19, 2000
12:14:00 AM by mark *
Kick ass Animation
Thursday, May 18, 2000
8:33:00 PM by mark *
MOPy fish? Too weird for my blood but funny.
Tuesday, May 16, 2000
10:28:00 PM by mark *
Name distribution see where your clan lives in the U.S.!
9:43:00 PM by mark *
Yoicks! One of the best Onions in a long time. If you do nothing else, see the MP3 article. Best quote from the issue:
"Speaking as a medical professional well-acquainted with the dangers of cosmetic surgery, I likes big ol' titties."
Monday, May 15, 2000
9:44:00 PM by mark *
Oh boy oh boy! Tripping the Rift is banging on all cylinders for a sequel! And just for the hell of it they got Stephen Root back as Chode (yes, the boss from NewsRadio amongst other fine comedic and serious roles.) and new as the voice of Six, Terry Farrell! If I were trying to say this to you in person I'd be breathless and stammering. =) Whoop!
12:34:00 AM by mark *
Isn't it great when you are sitting aroundin your living room and you realize that you have discovered a fundamental principle which binds the whole of humanity. Yesterday I noticed that for almost any slapstick comedy bit, you can make it funnier by adding a yowling cat sound. Falling thru holes, throwing things out windows, shooting into the night, drunken rampages through alleys and more!
12:00:00 AM by mark *
Short version of lost post: funny funny funny
Wonder who that "steve crisp" guy is...
Homesite of a Funny Steve Crisp
Funny Webmaster Steve Crisp (same guy?)
Brit Educator (surely not our man)
Artist (also a Brit, hmmm... nope different cities)
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  • Sunday, May 14, 2000
    11:50:00 PM by mark *
    Shit blogger just cost me a huge post that I really enjoyed but have no time or energy to redo. =( *fuck*