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Because malevolent is too hard to say!
And you can't tell me the alien ain't CUTE!
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furtive explorations
"How stupid do you want them to think you are?"
Seek the power, find the Sock of Destiny!
The hostile team now consists of scads of
people hardly ever posting to this site! Of course that doesn't actually
equate to any more posts, it just ups the brownian motion of the
system a bit more.
Earth First! Make Mars Our Bitch!
Friday, September 29, 2000
- 11:27:00 PM by mark
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- Tiki review on Something Awful was followed up by two wonderful bits on the same site: From the Bog to the Smog" and The Problem with the Police. That is a lot of humor generated by one little shit-headed Eco-terrorist page.
- 4:19:00 AM by mark
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- Davenetics is the best technology newsletter out there, and I'm including the incredible NTK.net in that list. That said I love this post but have to call him out on the title (all his titles are jokes or puns [and rarely, both =])
AND THEN THERE WAS ONE? ---
According to a recent panel, your television
set and your personal computer will become
one device by 2003. I actually became one with
my TV several years ago in smoky room while constantly
replying the THX intro on a new DVD...
<http://www.newsbytes.com/pubNews/00/155753.htm>
I'd have picked, "There can be only one."
Thursday, September 28, 2000
- 10:20:00 PM by mark
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- Prostitution Photos a weekly rundown of one city's crime wave =). This caught my eye: Vehicle: 903 374 (MN)
1998 Intl. School Bus. Aww yeah!
- 8:05:00 AM by DFA
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- Oh Gods Below, I'm in HEAVEN!!! They have everything...even Wensleydale!!! Mmmmmmm. I love it, Iloveit, ILOVEIT!
Wednesday, September 27, 2000
- 3:26:00 PM by DFA
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- It's Micro-Management, Jim! But NOT as we know it!
- 7:02:00 AM by sklutch
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- Okay, I caught the tail end of the Scrapheap Challenge and I found it completely fascinating, cool, mondo-rad and other signs of superlative programming. Now I've found the home page of the US competitors and it makes for some damn fine reading...
Editor's note: Any show that requires the contestants to make giant walking robots out of garbage has
my vote for show of the year --mark.
- 6:34:00 AM by mark
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- Doug Winger: Search for the band Winger as a joke and look what you find. Once your Pr0n crosses three of four boundaries, like Hermaphodism, Furry, Muck, and Bondage; you'd think the market for such would be correspondingly small. Or at least you hope...
The thing I keep noticing about the internet is this: The more out there you think a thing is, the MORE likely it is to BE out there!
- 6:00:00 AM by sklutch
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- Jeeezus Keerist! Anybody need a TURBOCHARGED HOT TUB!!!
Tuesday, September 26, 2000
- 4:02:00 PM by mark
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- Heh Discordian Calendar says my birthday was "Sweetmorn, Day 6, the season of Chaos in the Year of Our Lady 3135"
- 12:49:00 PM by DFA
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- Mmmmmm. Random babble.
Finally, a definitive text on the subject of Fuckheads! This has been a much-missed tome, I assure you. Now we may all rest easy with the ability to easily spot a Fuckhead at a hundred yards. YEAH!
Sometimes, typing "electronic pants" into a search engine just doesn't yield the results you wanted. Wow.
Gods Below bless LATEX!!! YEAH!
And Gods Below bless TYPOS as well!
They aren't typos, but Engrish mishaps can be extremely funny.
Gods Below bless the Internet...
Monday, September 25, 2000
- 10:58:00 PM by mark
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- Per conversation here in the office, I need service to let me know when it's cold out and that I need to laundry and stuff. Too bad NaggingBitch.com and MotherInLaw.com are both taken. =P
- 10:50:00 PM by mark
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- *boggle* So you run a town council and you have agreed to have a Latin Music Festival when you find out that Playboy is a sponsor. You have passed on and ceased to seriously worry about 30,000 people crammed into a park, possible raver-drug use, facilities problems, and all the other attendant ills of public events. What you are now worried about is the image problem. In a nation still struggling with racism it's refreshing to hear a city council-person say:
“I don’t know what to think. I just hope they don’t bring any of those girls here,” said
Councilwoman Veronica Shoemaker.
and not mean dirty latinos or scary blacks or some other scare image and instead mean those filthy low-moral-valued large-breasted soft-porn women. =)
Of course they have no problem with it being sponsored by Beer, Liquor, or Gambling; just Playboy.
Oh yeah, this quote:
Councilman Bob Anderson said Playboy’s involvement “doesn’t bother me — as
long as they don’t have naked girls.”
shows a clear mis-understanding about what kinds of people attend these things. Hello? Latin Music? Ever watch, say, a music video on a Latin Channel?
- 8:02:00 PM by mark
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- A public service announcement from Hostile.org: Do not, under any circumstances, forget that you are eating pretzels rather than regular potato chips and tilt the bag into your mouth for the last scraps! I can feel the salinity of my blood rising. I'm just lucky I didn't spew salt into the keyboard.
Sunday, September 24, 2000
- 3:34:00 PM by mark
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- Well, I was gonna log in here at work and get the first post of the day in and dang if one of my pals didn't beat me to it by just the barest tick of the clock =)
- 3:28:00 PM by DFA
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- Two and a half bottles of wine does weird things to the body. Oh yes, two point five Hogue late-harvest Riesling will send you deep into that realm where you can't feel your teeth and you end up watching late-night porn on cable...there is no lower to sink in the world of late-night porn than Sex Court. Oh the pain. Two and a half will also send you into light-sleep dream land. A world of Burroughsesque landscapes and ropy darkness. I descended into an orgy of lesbians. Agape, the scene amazed me, to see such sexual abandon. Soon, the lesbians began to lactate, and the milk flowed free. Voluminous rivers of white liquid flowed through the orgy, covering the lesbians in a thin film. The sea lapped at the naked bodies as they settled down for a nap. I am a lucky luck lucky lucky man. Then the daggers of damned reality crept in as the lactacting lesbians disappeared in a wash of harsh morning light. Damn the light. Viva la lactating lesbians!
