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Saturday, February 24, 2001
12:05:00 AM by mark *
Some comics to eye on a future date: Tom Beland's comics are pretty good, M@TB doesn't actually appear to be funny very often but I'll try again later, Keith Knight's stuff on Salon pretty good too...
Friday, February 23, 2001
8:22:00 PM by mark *
I remembered the "good idea" I had. There should be a way under the new XHTML standard to include secondary MIME resources and call them with a "local" URL. That way a web page could have embedded images for e-mail transport or archiving. As an alternate, if the other objects were included as MIME attachments to an e-mail you should be able to call the included attachments in the XHTML body.

The idea here is that MIME, XHTML and CSS together make up about 75% of what people use PDF and other "collective content" formats to accomplish. If I could stuff the images and text into the same file and get a browser to read them, I'd be a happy man. Heck, wouldn't it be nice to store an entire web page just as you saw it into a single file for later use? Without worrying about losing the images or getting images that step on each other? How many sites use "background.jpg"?

Anyway, it might be worth tinkering with. 99% of the tech needed to do it already resides in the major browsers...

12:28:00 PM by mark *
Cool word of the day, thanks to Sklutch, "pharasitical"... Way cool.
12:15:00 PM by mark *
This post was held over till I was sure it wouldn't get someone I'll never ever meet in trouble... Seriously. And by seriously I mean I am being serious not that they are likely to get in serious trouble.

I put this up on the front page too since they may come back:
The people at Vanderbilt have their DNS servers setup wrong. They think that my site belongs to someone they considered hiring. They are afraid of him now and called me a "Profane Goth". I'm not Goth damnit, it's just a fucking black background. OTOH, profane would seem to be right on the money, I guess.

How can they think that about me? What made them think "Goth"? I can't possibly be just the black background. It just boggles my mind to be judged by a bunch of bozo's who didn't even notice that everything here is signed "mark" and they are looking for a "Jason". Dumbshits. Worse they only hit these links:

sung to the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot"
I'm a little Vandy I.T. slug
things that are different make me bug
If it's not in pastels and soft fluffy fur
It must be a Profane Goth of that I'm sure.
2:50:00 AM by sklutch *
Heh, Info for web developers everywhere. Found this when all I'm lookin' for is an amusing icon for badges.
Thursday, February 22, 2001
7:18:00 PM by mark *
I had a great idea today. It wasn't a world changing idea. It wasn't an idea likely to make me scads of money (now three years ago when you could say "internet" and "diesel" and "bagel" and have $50 million thrown into a toilet in front of you just to prove they wanted in on your idea that bad...) It wasn't the sort of idea I could do in my free time but it was something I could aspire to. My boss was impressed by the idea. I considered how to implement it, even.

Of course, now, I have no fucking clue as to what that idea was. Not the slightest. Nope, indigestion, playing pool, reading comics, DB design, DCN (aka CCDA) training, and the regular rigors of work have purged any iota of the idea from my weak memory. Left in its place is the fast-fading memory that I had had a good idea today. And as I fail to reconstruct that idea the pleasure of having come up with it is swiftly shifting to bitterness.

Maybe it had something to do with OS kernel systems? Perhaps a language variant? Possibly web-site system? Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. It wasn't the "Use Dynamic DNS to find peers for a serverless Napster/Gnutella type system" idea. That one still has nasty legal ramifications and scalability problems. It wasn't the "sub-interfaces" for billing trick, which is cool but maybe unworkable.

I really would trade a lot for a memory that worked the same as most other people's do. I don't understand how things that I was so excited about 6 hours ago can just leak away. Feh. Sorry to whine but I was really stoked on this one and planned to post it up tonite.

5:40:00 PM by mark *
KeenSpot's hey-lookit-me advertising seems to be paying off in spades as another major paper writes them up. Pretty good article when you consider the weasel padded it out with cut-n-paste descriptions and links from god-knows-where. I'd be ashamed to turn in an article that crappy. At least it is good news for the comics scene...

BTW, I changed the link to Life on Forbez to point to his shiny new domain. I wonder what his new format will be like? He leans toward extended story lines and the slower setup of comic-book style layout but he was pretty consistently funny with his DBZ based stuff so I figure he is pretty adaptable.

Wednesday, February 21, 2001
10:48:00 PM by mark *
Gak, I have a lot of Comic mucking to do, expect the side bar to change as I move things about. I'll put news on the moves here after I get it going. I think I'm going to have to move the comics list to it's own page and just put an abbreviated box over there. It's getting way outta hand. =)

I should probably add a Hiatus section for comics that are regular but taking an extended break. But I'm too lazy to sort it out. =P Mainly because I'm going to add a Watching section for the ones I've decided to keep an eye on and see if I take a shine to 'em. I will also need to find a way to mark the adult ones too. I'm going to have to start writing reviews of them soon too, and I have at least three essays about comics and comic art Formin' in my 'ead.

Updated links:

While surfing about, be sure to pop over to The Mushroom's WebComic Week Special which features interviews with 10 artists in 5 days in the classic 20 questions style that hasn't made The Mushroom famous. Oh yeah, if you are still using NS4.x like I tend to sometimes, you will find that one borked ad server may just ruin your browsing experience. Turn off images and see what you get...

5:59:00 PM by mark *
Oh no, Ad-Critic has the crappy short version of the incredible new 7-Up advertisement "Taste Test". Crap. Crap. Crap. Where was stuff like this during the SuperBowl? We got stuck with crappy ads and they have bits like that hanging around? When the best ad of the big show is self-ridiculing re-tread you know it isn't a banner year. Heck, even PeTA is doing wilder stuff than most of that lot.

While you are at the site, be sure and peruse these as well; "Wisconsin Chickens" and "Texas Cows", "Check-Up", "Deceptive Headroom", and "Reebok's Anthem". Oh yeah, and a few of Pac-Bell's aren't too bad either...

You have no idea how it pained me to link up PeTA, BTW. Check out the picture at this sub-site to see how a vegan diet improves your physical appearance. Yeah, that lady looks happy to have a colon full of fiber...

Tuesday, February 20, 2001
10:07:00 PM by mark *
Every so often (Barnum said once a minute but I think he was giving people too much credit) some moron re-invents the one-time-pad and thinks they have hit on the ultimate security system. Read the following and see if you can Spot the Moron:

Dr. Rabin relies instead on the limits of memory banks in computers. No matter how powerful a computer is, no computer can store an unlimited amount of data. And yet that is what is required for an eavesdropper to break his code.

The coding starts with a continuously generated string of random numbers, say from a satellite put up to broadcast them or from some other source. The numbers can be coming by at an enormous speed — 10 million million per second, for example.

The sender of a message and its recipient agree to start plucking a sequence of numbers from that string. They may agree, for example, to send a message, encoded with any of today's publicly available encryption systems saying "start" and giving instructions on capturing certain of the random numbers. As they capture the numbers, the sender uses them to encode a message, and the recipient uses the numbers to decode it.

OK, here we go... Gaping hole. How do they communicate the "ready... set... start!" parameters securely? This system doesn't offer any security at all. What it offers is that the data isn't readable after a while... which isn't shit. One time pads already offered that security. The "one time" parts imply that after using the pad of random data to encrypt, you THROW IT AWAY. Any eavesdropper gets both the start time and the encrypted data, they get the prize. Whoops.

Hole two, it requires a non-infected pure random source that is public. Worse unless the stream is proveably random, you ain't got shit. Some bastard will hack your random that ain't so random and get enough data to hurt you. You think I'm kidding? Some bugger did it years ago with Netscape's HTTPS webserver, figured out their random number wasn't so random and got enough bits to hack the stream almost real-time.

Hole three, it assumes that some asshole won't FIND away to store all that fucking random data. Have any of you been paying attention to the computer industry? 15 years ago we used the unpolished back sides of 5.25 floppies to get an extra 180KB of storage without dropping 10 bucks on a new disk. Now you can get on Price Watch and find plenty of vendors who will sell you 80GB of hard drive for $240. Folks, that is 466,034 times the space for 24 times the money. I regularly work with files 100 times the size of that floppy's storage.

12:03:00 PM by mark *
Hopefully by now the buzz has died down a little and you can see the interview of Berkeley Breathed on PvP and In 2 It. Seeing as how Mr. Breathed is the man who hooked me on comics (and led me to Doonesbury for which alone I am eternally grateful) I was glad to hear that he is still working on interesting projects. After he ended Bloom County, I knew that Outland wasn't going to last long when he had trouble finding a unique voice for it. The art was incredible but the stories and characters just drifted back into the rut I think he wanted to escape. He's a sharp guy tho and I suspect the children's stuff he is working on will hook another generation of kids on his warped viewpoint.

And he deserved the Prize he won, for how Cutter John's taught Opus to embrace life with gusto no matter what it through at him.

Monday, February 19, 2001
4:08:00 PM by mark *
Here are a few questions I was wondering about today at lunch.
  • Do people who spent their entire life on welfare "retire"?
  • Is there more or less dust outside the plane of the ecliptic?
  • How much light from the sun would you need to block to significantly modify the weather on Earth?
  • Is there real proof that the Ice Ages were periodic? Are they consistently periodic or actually just occasional with random timeframes?
  • What kind of event would be required to drag the Earth out of the plane of the ecliptic? How gradual would it have to be to not perturb the crust to the point of global extinction?
  • Will they ever invent Doritos that don't leave you covered in orange dust?
  • Has the Extreme Sports movement finally killed the "If your friends did [something dangerous], would you do [the same dangerous thing]?" meme?
Sunday, February 18, 2001
7:12:00 PM by mark *
I was going to put a post about how much I hate cleaning the rollers in mice. As a part of that post, I went off to the Evil Empire err... Microsoft. While starting to browse their site for a link to the sexy LED mouse that I love so much I spot some cool new DHTML tricks that I want to steal. If only they and Logitech could do a Reesecup cross over and get me a cordless mouse with LED in it...

However, when digging through their HTML with viewsource I notice this down near the bottom of the page:

<FORM ACTION="" METHOD="GET" ID="TrackForm" TARGET="TrackFrame">
<INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" NAME="source" VALUE="WWW" />
<INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" NAME="type" VALUE="CT" />
<INPUT TYPE="HIDDEN" NAME="sPage" VALUE="" />
</FORM>
<IFRAME NAME="TrackFrame" STYLE="display:none" SRC="" onload="TrackForm.reset();"></IFRAME>

I just don't like the shape of this revoltin' development. They are following me with hidden pages now?

5:24:00 PM by mark *
Yeah, yeah, I've been slacking more lately. I am happy to report back from the party I went to last night that all of the other people who once asked for permission to post here feel really guilty about not helping out more. If it makes any of you feel better, I blew off all kinds of other stuff this weekend too. Having to work 2nd shift Friday and sunday eats into the weekend a bit. Not that I expect any sympathy from you lot. =)