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Saturday, March 24, 2001
2:33:00 PM by mark *
Ooo, save it for a rainy day reading for you coders out there, Abrash's Book on Graphics all online and all legal like. Plenty to learn from in there!
2:32:00 PM by mark *
Platinum Grit boggles my mind. Nils and Jeremy are pretty amusing couple. And if the comic action wasn't hip enough, they also have the fabo flash system down pat. Complete unobtrusive and actually better than a much of pages to link through. Shame about the freaky monster URLs it generates as you link down... Super zoomy.
1:39:00 PM by mark *
I had this really great post yesterday. Really amusing, lot of cool links. You really would have loved it. Too bad my entire computer froze up so bad I had to press-n-hold the button to reset the biatch. Windows really suxors the big one. See, if it was a hardware freezeup, the mouse cursor would have quit working. Since it didn't, we can only assume that the OS has flaked out big time. Bastards.
Friday, March 23, 2001
6:08:00 PM by mark *
Heh, as predicted here by little ole me, they are selling "Mir" on the auction sites!. Man I'm not sure who is more gulible, the sellers or the potential buyers...
Thursday, March 22, 2001
6:34:00 PM by mark *
I've been considering moving the blog and most of the rest of the site up to the XHTML standard. Has anyone of the 7 or 8 loyal readers done this thing yet? Any advice? I know I'm finally going to have to start closing all my LI and P DD and DT tags but I can take that. I'll even get used to sticking the extra slash in the BR tags. I just wanna know how it mixes with other tinkertoys I've been playing with...
6:16:00 PM by mark *
Voluntarily Taxing My Patience

Some people have a way of rubbing me the wrong way. It only takes a sentence or two to set me off. Like these fools here in America that have latched onto a single word in a large document and continue to hammer away at this word like it was the magic key that will set them free.

From an e-mail: 
> Social Security is voluntary. I've only started looking into this, but
> I do believe that, like the income tax, it is based on voluntary
> participation. Unfortunately, most of us get a SSN shortly after birth
> thanks to a program set up in hospitals. Once you're in the system, it
> is very hard to get out of it.

Saying that SS is voluntary like Taxes isn't really a great argument.

Most of the Get-out-of-taxes schemes seem to be based on the flawed "voluntary" logic. In the real world those of us who don't want to be felons next year, the taxes are "voluntary" only in the sense that we are expected to calculate them and send them in ourselves. They aren't voluntary in the sense that you can choose not to pay them. No rational human alive or dead -- not even government employees =) -- would make a tax voluntary and in the same document lay out fees and punishments for non-payment of those "voluntary" taxes.

The only place "voluntary" is being impinged on these days in the gov'nment's insistence on forcing you to pay it in advance out of every check rather than at the end of the year like you should. You are getting screwed out quite a bit of investment potential there.

I'm generally quite happy to pay much of my taxes. Every time I see a Stealth Bomber swoop in over the Ohio at the KY Derby opening fireworks and air show I think, "There is good money spent." Every time I drive on I64 or I65 or I71 or I70 I think, "I'm damn glad this isn't gravel" (well, except for just after winter when the potholes appear. But then a month later when real Americans with real jobs show up to fix em I'm pretty happy. I've worked with a road-crew before. They earn every dime, that is shitty work. In fact, I don't even mind seeing some of it go to artwork, even artwork that is nothing more than pissing on religious idols since I know that is just a drop in the art bucket (ewww, so to speak) and that good things like horribly-horribly liberal NPR get cash in there too. At least NPR isn't all poo jokes like this post is turning out.

Mind you, there is a great deal of fat to be cut and I'll happily draw knives and flense away if only I get the cash back to spend on my own needs.

If you've got time and money to spend researching, figure out how to show Americans just how much we are wasting on crappy government rather than tilting at windmills.

I sure hope I was mean enough there. Normally I worry that I flame a bit too hot in e-mail but this time I'm afraid I pulled the punches too much. Oh well.

2:34:00 PM by mark *
The falling of Mir is leading to some weird articles popping up, like this Lady hit by space debris one. At least I was able to dig up one interesting link, Outer Space Treaty of 1967. We are getting quite close to the everything-on-the-web stage...
2:31:00 PM by DFA *
How TRUE. How VERY VERY TRUE!
2:27:00 PM by mark *
Hey, DFA, while you are tinkering with searches, try just looking up adult on Altavista. Are those the creepiest animated gifs you've ever seen? They make me nervous, they keep jiggling and looking at me...
2:07:00 PM by DFA *
Weird experiment for you. Do a search on Google...any search...as long as you don't use the word "single." Say....search for "linux floppy", and you'll get a bunch of links matching linux floppy usage. Now, do a more specialized search...say "linux single floppy" for single-floppy distributions of Linux...what do you get? You got it! SINGLES ADS! Oh, wait..."Sponsored Links" in Google terms. GAH! SUCK!
12:29:00 AM by mark *
I just got the message 'you've got "hour" twice'
try and figure that one out when you have no context for it.

Speaking of no context, Interview with a Blasphemer is the title I would have picked. =) FTB hit a jackpot when they interviewed Ivan Stang. I'm jealous. Oh yeah, please pull the wool over your own eyes. You have nothing to lose but fear itself. I put the blame for my need to blend words together into sillier compounds squarely on Stang's head.

Wednesday, March 21, 2001
10:42:00 PM by mark *
I think I should invent a couple of compound and mangled words. blog-envy, blogged-down, bloggled, post-rush, and maybe post-post-partum. The first is rather obvious. The second is used multiple ways. It means to get a link into a blog and thus blogged, to get get so caught up in your blog you can't get any work done and as a variant of blogged-out or having exhausted all possible blog topics. The third is when you get confused as to which blog you got something cool from or when all the blogs start to run together. The fourth is the thrill you get when you put some words out into the big scary universe even if -- as is my case -- no one is reading it. The last refers to the fear that you have just committed you lovingly crafted words to a blogger that will cruely not respond and throw the blood-sweat of your fingers into the digital dust. I thought I had lost that last post, for example and I never would have been able to put it back together all stream-of-consiousness if I had to go dig up all the links again.
10:26:00 PM by mark *
Where did the "dick in the mashed potatos" thing start? Audio. I've got friends making jokes about it coming out both ears and from more than one walk of life. Where is the root of this meme? It is quoted in a Beastie Boys Song. Ahh, and we have a winnah! Richard Pryor. I shoulda known. The exact quote? "Well, if it is going to be that kind of party, I'm going to stick my dick in the mashed potatos." Trust Everything2 to have the weird culture references.
10:02:00 PM by mark *
Damn, I'm going to wind up reading the entire back catalog of The Parking Lot is Full today. I've stumbled across it before but never got around to blogging it. Now it will likely wind up on the sidebar. It just exactly matches my mood today.

Update: Screw the comics, they rock my world and I read em all in one sitting but this short story blows em out of the water...

8:31:00 PM by mark *
Strainer and Stranger

One of the more amusing things that happens to me -- as an absentminded person -- is to rummage through my own pockets and see what I find. Knowing that I am sieve-brained, I tend to scribble little notes to myself to find later. Short term notes go on the hand, long term ones go in notebooks, and the most interesting ones tend to go on the backs of business cards and napkins. Trust me, being on a napkin is the pinnacle, that means I was too excited to even pull out the wallet and get a card. I have envelopes from more than a year ago with snippets of poems, book notes, video game tips, doodles and more scattered about my desk. The computer is full of goofy things that are half-finished and then tucked into a text file and dumped it in a random folder. So here is the benefit of a weeks worth of business card notes:

GhettoJesus.com is a friend of someone at the party this weekend. His page -- cool tattos BTW, I'm obvously a big weird/smiley fan -- hides a good blog and some other stuff. And it leads to Consumption Junction and another blog Squirrel Bait. SB hides a great story about how her family discovered her piercing and a rather amusing set of links to Ouchy the Clown, The Parking Lot is Full and Pettipond. That is one heck of a jackpot for a random conversation with a pair of breasts at a party. Now if only I could remember her name or the damn poetry book she works for here in Louisville...

At some point somebody mentioned Prawn.com or Prawn.net or Prawn.org. Well, none of those are anyting too interesting. I can see why no one has paid $30,000 for prawn.net tho and I'd sure like to know why .org has a set of anti-spam keywords hidden on it with white on white text... Google finally came up with the site I believe they were mentioning, along with a great deal of amusing cruft. See all us nerd types switched pornography or porn to Pr0n to duck filters and generally be l33t. Also, switching the "o" and "r" makes the word a lot easier to touch-type. Prawnography.net and Prawnography.com were worth the search, I believe. Interestingly, I've mentioned Pr0n on the blog 23 times, porn and variations 14 times, but never mentioned prawn up until now. Also, amusingly for the pr0n-prawn connection, prawns change sex from male to female as they mature!

Also, some wasted notes to amuse you. I was supposed to send the Burke Breathed interview that two cartoonists did to a buddy but only now remember who that was. Oops. I have the phrase "Clam Horde" written down but don't have the slightest idea why. Might make a good domain name, tho. I have the non-working domain VirtualPay written down along with a random name? Was I supposed to look them up or was it an example of a friend's work? *poof* never know now. Also, I had "starboard" and "steerboard" there so I would know to look them up and see if one came from the other. And one does since it seems to be a fact that Vikings steered their ships with a right side rudder.

5:34:00 PM by mark *
I just sold my old car. Those of you who know me will be slightly saddened to see the end of the Camaro but be glad that it is going to a new home and will have yet another chance to try die a firey death for its owner's pleasure. It is kinda a tough thing selling car you've had since the day it was born. I put almost all of the 140,000 miles on that bugger so this is like selling a baby to foreigners. I think it will have a good home tho. And it is probably better than the two options we had for the thing. I was either going to give it to charity for a tax write-off or find a legal way to blow it up on film. =)
Tuesday, March 20, 2001
4:58:00 PM by mark *
A few good links from ABCNews:
1:59:00 PM by Kim *
Uhm. I guess it would have helped if I remembered to include the URL. *Duh!*
1:58:00 PM by Kim *
I know. I know. I haven't posted in many moons. But when I have something to share, I share it. So here's my contribution for the month. Mullets. I know it's a topic that has been beaten like a red-haired stepchild, but this particular article has some interesting commentary on the subject. I especially like the part that says "Basically, it's a haircut that's short on top and long on the bottom -- or in other words, business in front and party in the back. But the mullet is more than just a haircut it's an attitude ('hey I'm rebellious but sensitive like an 80's rock ballad')." Reminds me of high school all over again. *sniffle*
Monday, March 19, 2001
7:25:00 PM by mark *
Hey I goofed up and never made the final version of this post!
  • Amusing
  • You mean they didn't already talk?
  • Gah, won't this nonsense die?
  • OK, this will help. You told them about me? *Thump* You told them about me? *Thump*
  • Larry Speaks and thinks too hard about a problem that probably doesn't need fixing.
  • Clock-less chips keep cropping up in the memepool and then going away. I suspect when they finally get here for good it will be for something completely unexpected. I doubt they will make good general-purpose processors without some serious leaps in compiler design. What I'm betting on is using them for A/V processing or other semi-dedicated uses. Maybe cellphones or PDAs where no clock == less power and more oomph.
  • New Mozilla News, check out the mailer now that the new code is live. Vroom.
  • Innovation isn't a regular process. There is continuous progress and various levels of watershed events. You can depend on regular simple advances where people keep climbing to the tops of pyramids of previous research but once in a while a major change happens when some goofball stands on two pyramids at once and changes everything. You can't predict or schedule these things, they just happen.
  • Big brains wind up with big problems. Why think yourself into a corner?
  • Z-shell never did much for me. Maybe I should take another look?
7:44:00 AM by DFA *
Wow. Party = GOOD. According to the IPPRS (Independent Pug Party Rating System) we received a 9.7 out of 10. What with all the "unspeakable acts," the fact that the cops got called TWICE, and that no one got arrested all made for a great time!

The greatest moment was noticing there were four lovely young women, all sitting in a row, all staring transfixed at the slideshow of naughty pictures. The men in the house were perfectly happy to mingle, drink, eat, occasionally glance at the screen. But not the women, oh no, they had to catch every moment of it. Wow.

And as the giver of the puppies strapped to her ass, I must say...I did my job well. Aw yeah. WHO'S HOUSE? RUN'S HOUSE! Two hundred and forty dollars...worth of pudding. And a whole lot of whipping going on. Word.

Sunday, March 18, 2001
3:37:00 AM by mark *
The party went well, I think. Lots of nice people doing unspeakable things to each other. Like any party with whips, I suppose. =) One poor girl kept saying she had "whelps" on her rear. Somebody finally pointed out to her that she likely had "welts" back there since having whole puppies attached to your bottom is quite a different thing altogether. I think the best overheard quote must be "My nipples are still hard and I haven't even been spanked for half an hour!"

If anyone from the party drops by the page, send me e-mail and say hi! I tried not to pimp the page too much, promise.