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Saturday, March 31, 2001
5:22:00 PM by mark *
While poking around for the previous story, I stumbled upon this little gem. Unusual is a fine title for that page. I'm not saying you should go there and laugh at them because some of them are merely sad or confused. A couple, however, are indeed howlers.
5:14:00 PM by mark *
Explosion of Gas (just hot air) OK, while at the gas pump today I noticed the "Augh! Cellphones explode gas stations!" warning has popped up again. Yes, people still believe that old urban legend. Only now it happened "on the west coast" which is why I suppose those of us here in Kentucky haven't heard about it yet. Either that or people dying a flaming death doing an everyday activity was somehow passed over by the mass media in favor of the Mir crash story or yet another school shooting.

The sad thing here is that most pumps these days have vapor recovery systems to cut down on fuel loss. You could light a lighter 1 foot from the nozzle while it was pumping into your car and not get any effect. And really, if cell phones were regularly blowing sparks you'd already know about it from the screeching and ear rubbing.

Gas Companies and Canadian Authorities are annoyed to the point of outlawing them even though they know they shouldn't. And this quote should send shivers up your able-to-think-for-yourself spine:

Cellphones aren’t a significant safety threat at gas bars, but that there hasn’t been an explosion before doesn’t mean it won’t happen tomorrow, said John Wastle, the division’s Chief Engineer.

Nice one, lets play rewrite: "Your finger isn’t a significant safety threat to your sinuses, but that there hasn’t been an rupture before doesn’t mean it won’t happen tomorrow." Of course, trusting this stuff is easy to do. Heck, this story fooled someone at NASA into warning the staff. And, of course, some people are so bent out of shape about cellphones they will jump at any story that backs them up. Remember kids, if you truly believe something with all your heart, any story that comes along and agrees with you needs no fact checking. You already know it is true, why bother digging up sources?

Worse, of course, are sources like this one from ASSE that are confusingly written and formatted. The end result of that investigation is that static from sliding on the seat caused the fire. Further, the person whipped the hose out and sprayed flaming gasoline everywhere.

Now, think for a second, what is missing from that story? Oh yeah, the explosion! I've said this so many times in my life it has become a mantra: "If it were easy to get gasoline to explode, engines wouldn't be so complicated." Gasoline doesn't normally explode. It takes a proper vapor mix of oxygen and gasoline to get an explosion. Most gastank "explosions" are impact related. It is rare for a tank to have the proper mix and be open to a flame or ignition source. If you ever catch your gastank on fire at a station, stop the pump and swat the fire with a hat or shirt. No air in the tank means it should only burn at the top of the tank. It'll go out.

Friday, March 30, 2001
9:57:00 PM by mark *
Rickets. Seeing this on TV today before I came into work brought the conversation my roommate and I were having to a dead halt. Unreal that this is going on. I had long since filed that in the old-books category and here it is all over the press today.
9:45:00 PM by mark *
Cockfighting stirs up an interesting question. Should we be outlawing things like this? When ever I see people who enjoy something that hurts no other person fighting to keep doing what they are doing I think "Tyranny of the Majority". It simply isn't the Fed's place to be deciding moral issues like this. Leave it to the states or local communities. I don't always like Trent Lott and I really hate the way Lobbyists work in Washington, DC these days but in this case it is working. Decent people who value freedom don't dig around in other people's business unless there is a compelling reason; chickens dying isn't compelling. Our society is getting sicker and sicker as we dig deeper into others values and call them into question. This is a big country and it needs a loose set of laws or we will tear ourselves apart setting rules on each other.
6:13:00 PM by mark *
Quickies
1:37:00 PM by mark *
E-Mazing is a customer of ours. They employ many friends of mine, including at least one new one I met at PerlMonks. For the first time, I got one of their "spam" messages and wound up going to their SciTech page for today. Here are the kickin links they had up today:
  • Quantum Ripples Test may or may not work. There, now if you don't know anything about Quantum physics theory, you just got everything that you were gonna get out of the article. Oh wait, if your last name is "Ng" it is pronounced "Eng". Two things...
  • Giant Sunspot May Explode err... into a big flare. Get past the tabloid headline and there is a dang good article there. And please kids, don't stare directly into the sun. Learn to look at bright things with mirrors! =) Kaboom! the blast is on it's way! Cool!
  • Oceans Goggling Up More CO2 Than Expected which is good news for your kids and bad news for the Global Warming Chicken Little types.
  • Secrets of Sight Discovered which includes graphic descriptions of Rabbit torture which is just pure bonus material!
  • Clays added to plastics seem to get you better plastics if you can disperse the clay fine enough.

Anyway, not to be snotty about it, those are pretty damn good links. Hell, I may have to check out their scitech page more often. Best of all, you can get off their spam list by going to the personal config page. In my mind, it isn't spam if you can make it stop without calling your congressman...

1:26:00 PM by mark *
Yay! Blogger is back! Too bad the hours of fine surfing I did are all lost, *snort*

Actually, parts of "da gang" got together and played cards. I successfully won exactly two hands of poker all night. But, they were both huge ones so I had basically as many chips as everyone else at the end...

Thursday, March 29, 2001
6:43:00 PM by mark *
Looks like we will be cut off from Blogging tonite. I gather Ev will be whupping up on some servers and code tonite. Oh well, I'll have to play video games or something. Or god-forbid start switching hostile to XHTML or checking some of the other sections.
2:25:00 PM by DFA *
Hojojutsu (a.k.a. Nawa Shibari)...an ancient practice shrouded in mystery...today just another interesting part of the sexual landscape. Ahhhh, life.
1:58:00 PM by mark *
Random Musings:

Pop Stars will be the joke you will get sick of over the next few days, if real news doesn't intervene. Britney is to Pepsi as Christina is to _?_ should appear sometime next year on standardized tests. Also, look for Pop Rivalry to "bubble" up. We may see a pun-battle-royale as these articles go live...

Heelys are the newest personal wheeled transport fad. When skating is outlawed, only outlaws will rail-grind...

Blue-sky power idea should be fun until one breaks tether and chops its way into a school or a nunnery or something. I like the idea and the single blade fans kick ass but I just don't see whirring-bladed death 'copters as a serious energy plan.

This book is gonna cost me. I NEED it. =) James Burke's Connections series on TV and in Scientific American Magazine are true favorites of mine and I was sorry to hear he was retiring from the column. Heart-broken even. At least I'll be able to get one last hardback fix.

Wednesday, March 28, 2001
9:02:00 PM by mark *
Gah, I just went to all this trouble installing DirectX 8.0 from M$ and new video drivers and tinkering with IE settings just to get a WinAmp plugin to work. WildTangent's new visualizer called Valentine Dancer is mind bogglingly cool technology as well as fucking misogynistic but who is counting? It is way worth loading just to see once even if you later reject it as sexist. Jack said it best: "Where does he get those wonderful toys?"

In this case, clearly not fucking MickeySoft since there is some terrible, terrible OLE borkage that is interfering with my bouncy-breasted musical fun. All I want is to see hi-rez rendered dancing chick on my now sadly obsolete VooDoo3 card before I junk the thing and buy a real card. And this is the sort of benchmarking that I have to try. Gar! Try it out, I think you'll be amazed that a computer can do that to the music so well.

Update: Ah Ha! And so we have an answer to the nightmareish OLEAUT32.dll borkage. It seems that M$ sucks on multiple levels. I'm sure there is some reason that this friggin plugin relies on IE to make its OLE calls and I'm sure there is some evil reason why IE relies on Visual Basic DLLs to make ITS OLE calls and I'm sure there is some reason why all this shit required a newer version of that DLL than I currently had. I just don't care enough to find out. The "cure" to my ills was to ... *dum da dum* install IE 5.5 SP1. Sigh. What a sad day when I have to upgrade my backup browser that I never use (23MB download, mind you) in order to get a 585 KB DLL that has been around since fucking 1999, WAY before the last time I fucking downloaded IE. At least, once that ordeal was over -- along with the obligatory multiple reboots (Again, remember I just installed DX8 and new video drivers which bought me 4 free reboots earlier) -- I was able to enjoy fast rendered 32bit sexy dancing goodness and all was right with the world for a few minutes. Mirror mode kicks butt too. The new dancer needs multiple skins tho, one just isn't enough...

7:37:00 PM by mark *
OK, we are trying the latest Mozilla today. Seems to be ticking along just fine! The new stuff, the image libraries, the new mega-control for mail, and the newest cache all seem to be fabo steps in the right direction. Very sexy to be reading mail from multiple servers with specific identies for each mailbox. Replies from work e-mails go through the work mailer, replies to blog and personal mails go through the hostile server. Also, the new mail controls won't suck ass when they hit my 800-1000+ stuffed full mail folders.

The problem with ADD is that you never to get around to organizing little things like putting the mails you won't need in the trash or in historical folders. Historical folders are the same thing as the trash. I'd almost never find anything I put in there again. Worse, I tend to use the most recently received things in the inbox as a instant reminder. I'm mail-addicted so I never forget to check it for long.

Moz is making me real happy today, no crashes, fast as can be expected from an on the way to .9 product and doing everything I need. Plus I love the modern skin. Three "|<1[|< @22, |31@7[#"s for the whole team! err, that is "kick ass, biatch" for those who speak no l33t.

Update, well, err there is something wrong with the gif library and fast updating to the screen but it is liveable for a few days. Fricking flys vs that last build == don't care about minor glitches. Resize the window and the graphic comes back. NP.

5:08:00 PM by mark *
Toon bots amuses me for more than one reason. First, it is witty at times. Two, he designed a lightweight comic layout XML for it. Three, he wrote a XML generator for said comic XML if perl. Fourth, I liked this bit, "To me, the Toon-o-Matic itself is the work of art. The strip is a by-product. Like hot dogs."
3:29:00 AM by sklutch *
So I've about decided to attempt to coin a new phrase for use in the technology industry: "Wonked". That's my new term for what happens to people who ignore the advice of a professional and do it "their way". Case in point: If, hypothetically speaking, a customer were to inquire about the power capabilities of a circuit and then proceed to overload that circuit, completely ignoring your warnings (both verbal and written), would it be considered in poor taste to laugh when the breaker tripped and dumped 14 servers? Three times in one day? From the standpoint of sales/marketing, I'm sure that it would be...but from a technical support viewpoint it's fully justified. I fully believe that this is a fine parallel to the semi-sarcastic "Oh no, stop, don't do it..." uttered by Willy Wonka himself just before one of the obnoxious brats nearly offed themselves. OOPS, turns out that the term already exists...in much the same spirit I intended...oh, well.
Monday, March 26, 2001
9:32:00 PM by mark *
Quick Links

?, the comic at ashfieldonline.com is quite good. I can't remember now why I didn't add it before...

One amazing art link: fsc's stuff is really effective. I love the long lines and Burton-esque touches. Once again my own poor talent is thrown into sharp relief.

Two amazing art link: An old favorite recently brought back to my attention, Dhabih Eng's stuff at Sijun is a major favorite from long back. I still have a couple of his earlier bits from the Quake 2 days. He has only improved from stellar to complete extra-universal. I'm running out of superlative similies he is so good. Oddly, the best thing about the site is the forums. Take that link and enjoy around 130,000 posts on art!

Three amazing art link: AntsIn3D. Cool textures, cool notes, cool renderings, and a giant copyright violation make this site worth the visit.

12:35:00 AM by mark *
Here is the random fun link of the day, Steely Dan's official site. Very cool. It has full lyrics for every song that are complete and correct which is a great rarity on this web of fan created material. If you read nothing else, read this great story about their recording equipment. You may also want to read The Countdown to Infamy for a backgrounder on their inductance into the Hall of Fame and all the wacky hijinks that ensued before their bribes worked careers were properly honored.

Seriously, the site seems thin when you first get there but Dan-fans and the band are all wacky wacky people and they have filled that server with sublime weirdness. Start clicking links and you will find that many pages lead on to other hidden sections that outline a slightly cock-eyed view of the universe. There is a minor mythology there that is quite cool. Keep in mind, these two sent a case of honey-mustard to the Rock'n'Roll HOF people to try and get on the inductance list. There are memos back and forth from their various and sundry webdrones and kidnappings and exploded sites and weird memorials. Wave the mouse over graphics and look for odd links.

Sunday, March 25, 2001
11:53:00 PM by mark *
Why would people get vanity plates that read "JTLTX2" or "TWIT". The second one really boggles my mind. Was "MORON" taken? Could you not remember how to spell "STUPID" or "IDIOT"? Why why why? If you have some idea what the first one is, let me know.
11:50:00 PM by mark *
Why did the oscars suck this year? Simple, not enough good films.