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Saturday, May 11, 2002
8:25:00 PM by mark *
Another new blog coming soon, as Something Else joins the blogfodder.net team. Dodd (of Dailypics) is setting up quite a hip little sub-empire.
4:02:00 PM by mark *
I'm building a new PC next week. The parts are waiting somewhere in Louisville in the FedEx system. I've decided that package tracking is a bad thing. Sklutch explained it too me that way and now I've seen the light. My packages are soooo close and have been since Friday evening but I don't get them till Monday some time in the afternoon.

This isn't tomato ketchup folks; the anticipation is killing me.

Now, on the other hand, I find waiting to see the next Star Wars movie a pleasant kind of anticipation. The last thing I want to do is ruin that with spoilers and VCD previews. I want to see it big screen, without annoyances, a full plot rundown, a known list of errors and flaws, or anything else that will detract from me making up my own mind and/or enjoying the film. Thank you for playing along and being understanding about me deleting your voice-mail unheard when it started off "So in Star Wars..."

Friday, May 10, 2002
3:59:00 PM by mark *
Man has it been a long, useless day. All I've done is work at doing minor tasks, accomplishing nothing. Bleagh. My Quaker -work-ethic ancestry is crying out for a completed mission before releasing me to goof off for a whole weekend.

Oh wait, that's right, I have to work late tonite... shit, that will have to do. And no, tinkering with the blog earlier doesn't count as a completed mission at work. =)

10:30:00 AM by mark *
Well, she is still shaking out the cruft but Echo's Oatmeal blog has moved in on the server. I'm going to have to get my stupid list of hosted sites working soon...

OK, SO I got the list added on the right... cool, no I feel I've accomplished something. =)

Thursday, May 09, 2002
11:36:00 PM by mark *
Well, Linux now officially sucks as much as Windows. I installed a nice, fresh version of Linux a few months back on Jade(this server) here and now I can't get a fucking RPM for Mandrake 8.1 without digging out the fucking CD and uploading it... and I don't have a linux partition on my main PC right now and my working linux server has a defunct CD drive.

Yes it is great that they update so often but I just want one more package without worrying that one of them won't work with the old kernel and will stomp the old package out of existence. Oh and since they notice all the other packages are out of date they set off an install cascade that would take all night and would certainly break something.

Bah. If it wasn't 100x better than Windows I'd be pissed right now. Luckily I have no fear so I'm just going to compile it raw. =P Try that on windows...

3:45:00 PM by Kilroy *
Life doth suck; I am an invalid. (Weird term, invalid.. How does not being valid make you unable to move/work?)

I get to spend the next few weeks in bed, and not in the enjoyably nekkid way. No, I get to lie prone, or on my side, for some 3 weeks while the disks in my spine try to reform.

So I'll be out of the social loop for a while, unless I become the centerpiece. sigh
3:04:00 PM by mark *
I haven't read the Daily Victim in a while. This one is extra spicy. And they've put Lethal Doses' Mr. Pew to work as the new artist. Cool.

Updated: High School Pr0n Invitations... what a funny bit. Good as well and this ain't half bad at all either.

1:20:00 PM by mark *
Quick Links:
  • LED lights handy links to places to buy or get reviews...
  • When you get a link in email, at work, that goes like this: http://www.strap-on.org/users.html with no other note attached you would be afraid to go there too. After all, the same doofus sent me a huge email full of topless pictures, the link to suicide girls and about 400 links on LEDs and particle physics. A site called "strap-on" has low odds on being about science... but it turns out to be a list of journals. I'll let the about page tell you more about the site but it is "first glance" safe to peek at at work.
  • this article on changing news stories marks one of the rare occasions when /. steps outside its geek shirt and pubs something that anyone online could and should read. You should know that the news article you read may not be the same by the time your friends get to it...
  • If you use wireless this news about 2.4 Ghz interference from lights may be of interest. The lights are the new super-slick microwave pumped incandescents. Micro-nuke a piece of sulphur and it glows. So stick it in a bottle, continuously phone home and light up the room. Neat. Damn shame it craps so much noise into the radio spectrum that we'll have to choose between being able to see and being able to surf the web.
Wednesday, May 08, 2002
11:56:00 PM by mark *
After getting this quote in email: Wall Street Journal pg.1, May 8 "Since its creation in 1913, the Fed has simultaneously acheived stable prices and healthy economic growth only twice, from 1922-1929 and again from 1959 to 1964 according to Alan Meltzer a Carnegie Mellon University economist..."

which was followed by a screed about our poor feeble useless government: "I have never had any confidence in the Federal Reserve's ability to maintain the value of our currency. But even I was astounded at this revelation. The complacency of the public in the face of potentially disastrous mis-management is equally astounding!"

To which I was forced by my own brain, at seizure-point no less, to respond.

You know, over the past 90 years, economically, we have been on a war footing around 6 or 7 times, had a couple of national level droughts, been hit by hundreds of hurricanes, crushed mutiple world-domination plots, pushed Europe into a Union to compete with us, and more. Also, we've become easily the most powerful country in the world, possibly by a factor of 2 or 3...

Don't encourage them to tinker, we're doing just fine, thanks. =)

The Fed's main job is to moderate change to prevent destabilising disruption of the market. They aren't expected to make it all rosy and purty and keep it that way. They just gotta take the edge off the worst parts.

I was going to be a lot more cogent, reasonable, clear-headed, and even meaner about the topic but I just couldn't bring myself to enough of a boil. Plus, once you look harder at those dates you realize what the have in common... One is a few years between WW1 and Ye Olde Tyme Dustbowl/Depression and the other the spare few years between Korea and the worst of Vietnam. I'd rather our dollar be a bit weak versus having to put down more empires and madmen and Democratic circus throwing.

11:56:00 PM by mark *
My browser crashed at work today and I forgot to grab the link I was reading before logging out at the end of the day. I couldn't remember a damn thing about his name, his profession other than "writer", or what the hell site I found him from.

But then I remembered there was one article he wrote where he mentioned that he was at the top of the google search for "exploding babies" and bam we had Mr. Scalzi's Whatever column in one go. Hopefully he won't mind following the Transformers...

8:59:00 PM by mark *
If you are going to build a new server for the express purpose of serving pr0n you really should name the machine either "event horizon" blue, get it? or Unicron.

While we're on the topic, Solve this, or read this book, or boggle at the existence of a Transformer's On-line Encyclopedia.

3:49:00 PM by mark *
That's too big to be a quarter-staff:
Sklutch: It's a buck 'n' a quarter-staff?
Mark: Maybe, it's more of a half-mast than a quarter-staff.
1:53:00 PM by mark *
How to be a moron in one easy lesson: petition to change the name of a 50 year old book. Yes, there are people who feel that "The Two Towers" is a horrible name for a book about hobbits and war and rings and such. It seems that some recent event has made them all touchy and they think people should have been more sensitive to their emotions back in the 50's when the name was chosen.
9:37:00 AM by mark *
Ask and ye shall stumble across a second article: placebos and anti-depressants looks to have some more interesting data on the "I knew it would make me better" effect.
Tuesday, May 07, 2002
5:59:00 PM by mark *
Interesting research. I'm pretty sure placebo's have little or no effect on bleeding, decapitation, and baldness. Everything else is pretty much up in the air now. Does anyone know of a followup article? This one is 2 years rusty now...
5:51:00 PM by mark *
Must not bitch, must not bitch, grrr. Gah.

As was mentioned in David Chess' blog, scroll down a bit, this is the same Fukuyama that once declared History itself dead back in 1989. Not the sharpest stick-in-the-mud.

Not to sell short Dodd's recent J.D. but do keep in mind the main requirement for getting a Ph.D. isn't intelligence but is, in fact, stubborness. Well, that and an intense desire not to enter the workplace for a few more years...

Rather than poke apart the core of his nonsense, I'd just like to remind you of the big "Libertarian" light-goes-on from 9/11: pilots are suddenly aware that even civilian boat captains get to carry weapons with which to defend their command. That and a bunch of trained-to-be-victims people growing backbones and storming the controls of a plane.

And we've always been pro-defense budget, minus a few "$10,000 toilet" pecaddilos. The only difference I've seen between us and the GOP on that is that we are also pro-open-budget. If they are going to spend billions, I'd like a bit more of a peek at where it is going, thanks...

4:38:00 PM by mark *
I just paid for a year's renewal of a domain I don't own. I really want my damn comic fix... now. =) And it was actually easier than signing up for PayPal just to send the guy some cash to say thanks for the lurve.
3:50:00 PM by mark *
I am heartbroken. PLiF has decided to cease creating warped fun.

Boy am I going to miss these guys. I had kinda lost them on the socko stuff but I can't count the number of times I dug through their archives to dig out a suddenly relevant comic to show someone. Mostly I have problems getting past ten since my new shoes are the "tie" type rather than velcro and I usually lose my place by the time I get them off. Counting is hard.

The Clone/Burger one is my all time favorite. Lordy have I showed that to a buncha people! This one is my dream T-shirt image after I get rich enough to be above the law, you know, like famous people. There was Smurf humor too. And this one that everyone should memorize.

1:58:00 PM by mark *
I had my first crash today with Mozilla 6.0RC1. Unfortunately it was so bad there was no talkback. I hate that I've been stresstesting it for weeks now and when I finally get something useful it goes poof too. Still, it is a good excuse to grab a new build, neh?

And it gives me a break from parsing text files into data structures... ah the pure fun of grunt coding.

Monday, May 06, 2002
11:49:00 PM by mark *
Spidey was worth it. I'll see it again, even... tho now that I think about it I'm pretty sure pain-killers could improve it. Not many movies you can't say that about, of course.

I know The Wall was greatly improved by a combination of 2 different allergy medicines, pain killers, and some booze that one time. The next couple of times I saw it I was rather missing the purple floaty bits and sudden heart-flutterings. purple floaty bits, green rustling paper, red haze, yellow flashes of insight, blue notes, and pink floyd are a part of this great breakfast.

2:08:00 PM by Kilroy *
Tip of the day: when given a perscription for Vicodan that says "take 1 or 2 tables /4 hours as needed for pain", don't bother testing the water; all you'll do is irritate yourself by *almost* feeling good. Take both freakin' tablets and enjoy the ride.

Soon, soon I hope to be able to sit still long enough to enjoy the apparent bliss that is Spider-Man. (Jeez, why did they decide to be the only grammatically correct superhero?) And I so want to see the wonderful web swingin' action. I pray to god they finally did it in a way that makes sense. (I am such a geek that in high school for a physics project I was going to demonstrate the pattern of mount points Spidey'd have to use to swing, but the teacher wasn't a fan.)
11:33:00 AM by mark *
I finally get to go see Spiderman. Now that everyone in the entire U.S. has already seen it. It is the top grossing 3-day movie in history, after all. No one went to see anything else this weekend apparently.

BTW, for my day off, I get rain. I was snuggled in bed and thought, "I should get up, today is going to be a great day." This was immediately -- seriously, it couldn't have been better paced in an Altman film -- followed by a huge *crrrrrack-booom* and the sound of hard rain pouring down. So I had to goof off for half an hour for the rain to stop, which meant I dozed back off just in time to get a phone call. =)

I always thought that The Universe hates me and wants me dead. Now I'm not so sure. It may just like seeing me be uncomfortable.

Sunday, May 05, 2002
10:18:00 PM by mark *
Today was Web Comics Awareness Day, a fact of which I was unaware. Still, if you like em at all, or just like the idea of people who love what they create enough to give it away, you should at least send a nice note to one or two under appreciated artists. And if you can't do that, consider buying Keenspot Premium, buying a book from Plan 9 or directly from the artist, donate a little money to a favorite, or sign up for Modern Tales. All worthy things. I know I feel better now that I spent money... =)
5:40:00 PM by mark *
You know, watching trama and police video shows is a great way to spend a day at work. Plug in a circuit definition, watch an idiot bleed, twiddle with a database, watch a moron crash his pickup truck. Nice.

Video of stupid people gives me great hope for the future. Sooner or later I'm going to figure out a good way to exploit these idiots and make some money. We are, after all, talking about a society that once went nuts over garbage pail kids. And those particular drivel-brains are now the prime buying demographic. Their kids are the ones that got hooked on Digimon and Pokemon.

All I need is one good idea and I'm cleaning up, baby.