- 6:43:00 AM by DFA *
- So Nemo, KD, and I are off to see PJ Harvey in Chicago. Hooray! It's the same theater as her 9/13/2001 show, the same opening act, and if this show is one tenth the quality of that one (quick recap, it was two days after September 11th, they were in DC during the attacks watching the Petagon burn from their hotel, they were horrified with the news, yet they stayed and finished out their tour with the 9/13 show being the first after the attacks, and it was one of the most amazing concert moments of my life) then we are in for one heck of a good time. Cap that off with great jazz and good beer at the Green Mill, and we'll be four sheets to the wind on our way to ecstasy.
A couple of thoughts before I climb into KD's pimp-ride...
Here are a couple of spam subject lines I received this week:
your girlfriend know you watch girls fingering their anus
First of all...I (and likely Mrs. DFA) didn't know that I had a girlfriend. Second, if I do have a girlfriend, PLEASE INTRODUCE ME TO HER! Third, even if I did have a girlfriend, OF COURSE she knows that I watch girls fingering their anuses!!! I mean, if she's my girlfriend she knows what a perverted man I am, which necessarily means that she knows that I watch girls fingering their anuses! Geez! Like this is a shock or something?! (Yes...anuses...that's the proper plural form. But I prefer the funnier, incorrect anii, thank you very much. Gee...wonder why the spammer didn't use the plural form?)
Eleminate Your debt the Christian way
Now...I wasn't sure how to read this... If you read the capitalized words, then it is saying "Eleminate Your Christian," which I've already done years ago, and is something I have highly recommended to anyone and everyone ever since. But if you take a slightly more literal read, they are saying that you should eleminate your debt by using Christian princicples. Which, I guess would be as follows:
- Before paying off your debt, give your tithe to Mother Church (if you want to not be in HELL when you die because you didn't pay money while you lived).
- Pray every day for assistance on your debt, while letting the interest rack up to unbelievable levels.
- Say that the debt is "my cross to bear" to anyone who will listen to your whining, and privately drone on about how these creditors must be infidel unbelieving scum.
- When the debt is simply Too Much, then declare war on the creditors, invade their territory, kill the infidel unbelievers who would dare enslave another soul with their financial chains, slaughter everyone in the name of God, then proceed to use their land and holdings to live a better, debt-free, Christian life.
Pease, Lube, and Grok. I'm off to see the wizardess!
- 4:18:00 AM by mark *
- 5 hours later... I have once again convinced Windows that a computer that has no SCSI chips, cards, drives, or cables shouldn't use the SCSI drivers to run the harddrives.